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Old Oct 10, 2011, 06:19 AM // 06:19   #1
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Default Things to do in GW when you are bored...

With tongue firmly planted in cheek...
  1. In a town/outpost turn all the henchies so they are facing the wall.
  2. Remove your armour before the start of every cut-scene.
  3. In Augury Rock or Tihark Orchard spam "lfg mission".
  4. Organize a group for an elite mission consisting solely of players wearing the same el tonic, take screen shots and post them.
  5. Play through each campaign with no skills at all -- let your heroes do all the work. As a added challenge, equipment your heroes with only 1 or 2 skills.
  6. Join a pug for an activity -- drop a single gp every now-and-then: see who notices.
  7. ....
  8. ....
  9. ....
etc.
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 06:31 AM // 06:31   #2
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7. In Augury Rock open trade with random people, throw in some crap drops and yell "SHOU WU QI" at them. Close trade, repeat.
8. As necromancer in Augury Rock ask for a mm build in local chat.
9. Join FoWSC pugs as UA. In your 55 equipment.
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 07:14 AM // 07:14   #3
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10. Play rspike on isle of nameless with heroes
11. Go in UW HM with no armor and see how much can aatxe deal you while you're using frenzy
12. Go try to play heroes ascent and notice the number of times you get no more restarts when someone said " brb food/smoke/etc.. "
13. Manage to get officer in some guild and unregister from an automated gvg tournament at 0.02
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 07:46 AM // 07:46   #4
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xxx. Max your Ebon Vanguard rank, run out "nude" in The Breach, killing Charr with nothing but AP/EVSS.
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 07:51 AM // 07:51   #5
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Go ToPK with old school builds
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 08:00 AM // 08:00   #6
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Click that little gray X in the upper right corner and play something else...
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 08:36 AM // 08:36   #7
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17. Do a barrel roll
18. Troll RA with shitty builds and enjoy the nerd rage as it flows in.
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 09:08 AM // 09:08   #8
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19. Uninstallz
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 10:34 AM // 10:34   #9
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20. Go outside
21. Adjust eyes to sunlight
22. Get laid
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 10:40 AM // 10:40   #10
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20. Go outside
21. Adjust eyes to sunlight
22. Get laid
I'm pretty sure there are a couple of steps missing between 21 and 22..

23. Glitch yourself into a loop in the most random places (ToA etc)
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 11:01 AM // 11:01   #11
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24. sync ra with few guildies and evry1 runs toucher
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 11:24 AM // 11:24   #12
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25. Spam req8 15%uncond Axe for 25e in Kamadan. When a person exhibits interest to buy, pretend you already sold for 20e. It's so much fun when people go apeshit over missing that deal...
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 12:25 PM // 12:25   #13
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26. Ask where is the "Elementalist Trainer".
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 12:33 PM // 12:33   #14
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27. go to GToB, invite everyone in your party untill you are 8/8 - travel to HA - fill up any leavers with henchmen - press enter - leeroy into the zaishen hench - die - repeat
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 03:00 PM // 15:00   #15
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28. Chat with everyone in Klingon.

nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'?
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 03:08 PM // 15:08   #16
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Click the Grey X in the right corner and Join me in the circle

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Old Oct 10, 2011, 03:30 PM // 15:30   #17
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1. Spend money on useless shit
2. Spend money on glorious weapons
3. Spend money on something else
4. Save up enough money so you can eventually buy something with status
5. Spend more money
6. Play RA
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 04:00 PM // 16:00   #18
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29. Troll AC and watch someone actually getting mad
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 05:16 PM // 17:16   #19
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30. Run DoA HM with pugs and show your costume but wear no armour under it and rage at the monks for letting you die.
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Old Oct 10, 2011, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #20
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27. go to GToB, invite everyone in your party untill you are 8/8 - travel to HA - fill up any leavers with henchmen - press enter - leeroy into the zaishen hench - die - repeat
Actually had someone do something like this, but it was a pug group for FoW. Leader promptly left after zoning the group into UW.
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